Sitting down for dinner
Tori- “Can I have a sippy cup with ice and lemon please?”
Jeff- “Why?”
Tori- “It makes it more juicier.” After taking a sip, “Mmmm…it’s alicious (delicious).”
Playing inside
Tori- “Ewwww! Samson got “SNIFF” all over me. That’s disgusting! Get the Sniff off of me.”
Reminded me of Lucy on the Peanuts
Talking about the differences between dogs and horses-
“Horses feet are loud and they’re too big for a leash.”
Exasperating my child
Lately I’ve been calling our dog Samson “Snoop” whenever he does something annoying. This really upsets Tori. She says, “Mommy, his name is Samson and that’s what you need to call him.” … I continue to call him Snoop. So today when I called him Snoop she bent down and checked his nametag and told me, “his name tag says Samson, not Snoop!”
Playing outside
I noticed there was dog poop near Tori’s play house so I warned her to lookout for it. (I wasn’t going to clean it up…it’s Jeff’s dog. Ok, I know I should have but, Gross! And that’s how he talked me into a dog. I don’t do dog poop…other poop all day long, but not dog. Anyways, back to the story.) Tori said that she couldn’t see the poop. Next thing I know she disappears into the house. When I asked her what she was doing she said she had a surprise for me. She comes out with her hands behind her back and then shows me a pink building block that has holes in it. When I asked her what it was she said, “its a poop spotter.” Then she held it up to her eye to look through it…”Oh, I see the poo now!” she exclaimed excitedly.
Daily bike ride in the front yard
Tori was riding her bike in circles and I commented on it. Her reply was, “can I go in triangles instead?”
Soon there will be Siah-isms…but right now, we don’t know what he’s saying. But he is LOUD! Lots of boy noises. We do know to duck and cover when he’s playing though because he constantly throws his toys.
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