Minivan- to Green Eggs and Ham

My Green Eggs and Ham rewrite-

Minivan

Minivan

That minivan!

I do not like that minivan!

I do not like a minivan.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.

I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like a minivan.

I do not like them,- minivan.

Would you like them at your house?

Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them at my house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like a minivan.

I do not like them, minivan.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them for your family!

I would not, could not for the family.

Not my a car!

You let me be!

I do not like them, minivan.

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them!

Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

Oh man!

If you will let me be, I will try them.

You will see.

Say! I like a minivan!

I do! I like them, my minivan!

They are so good, so good, you see!

I will drive them here and there.

Say! I will drive them ANYWHERE!

I do so like my minivan! Thank you!

Thank you, minivan!